Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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