Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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