Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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