Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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