I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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