I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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