Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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