found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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