Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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