He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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