Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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