Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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