omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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