i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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