Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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