my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just want to make out with him forever
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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