Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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