would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was CRYING into my vagina
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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