thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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