Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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