I wish I could punch you in the face.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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