Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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