: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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