you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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