Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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