I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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