Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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