two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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