covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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