I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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