Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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