i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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