Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
wanna go halves on a baby?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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