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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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