oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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