My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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