What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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