So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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