do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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