Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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