I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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