C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I met the friendliest cop last night
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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