youre lurking in front of me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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