Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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