My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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