somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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