the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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