When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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