When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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