I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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