Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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