He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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