remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again