Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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