absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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