It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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