can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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