Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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