I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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