sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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